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luxurypassport: Downright true.
theannoyingskwid: Follow the FUNNIEST blog in Bikini Bottom
  • Girl: Why do you love me?
  • Bruno Mars: 'Cause you're amazing just the way you are.
  • Girl: What will you do if I become your girlfriend?
  • Bruno: I think I wanna marry you!
  • Girl: How can you prove to me that you really love me?
  • Bruno: I can catch a grenade for you!
  • (suddenly someone threw a grenade and the girl got wounded)
  • Girl: Huhuhu! Why did you not catch it?!!!!
  • Bruno: 'Cause today I don’t feel like doing anything!
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